catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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I got stung upwards of 17 times this morning on my legs, arms, and face. Not an exciting day for me.

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I was at a bowling alley the other day and saw a plaque with the name Valley Hill on it. Not a place, a person. There is a person named Valley Hill.

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Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

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atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

If it’s Cold Iron it will work better against Feys and Demons.

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