My life is a delicate balance between being a huge fucking nerd, and being an outdoor, active, relatively cool person. For most of the year I’m the nerd, but for 2-3 months every summer I’m fairly active, I can tell I’m approaching the end of that time now because all I want to do is stay inside and watch anime while I play on my 3ds.

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

  • Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?
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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

I thought about this a lot and what about the opposite. What if you’re meant to be in a particular place at an exact time because that’s when you’re meant to die.
Sorry I took it there. But how about don’t think about every single decision you’re making. Because it could either save your life or kill you. Whatever is meant to be will be.
We all die eventually.

Final Destination?

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animatedamerican:

maisiewilliams:

maisiewilliams:

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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I got stung upwards of 17 times this morning on my legs, arms, and face. Not an exciting day for me.

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